Yesterday evening we went to a birthday cocktail party at a friends cottage.
It was a beautiful evening so as everyone was chatting away inside Miss Frou Frou and I took a walk around their huge and very beautiful wild flower garden. And then I saw it........................a trampoline!!
Oooooooh la la!!! The temptation! We only went over to look but.........soon I was trying to climb up ( in my finest cocktail dress!) but realised I was too short to make it.
Unable to breathe because of laughing so much I took another try and Miss Frou Frou gave me a huge push from behind and I was sprawled like a sky diver at the centre of the trampoline!!!
Well I`d got that far it would have been rude not to try it wouldn`t it? No one could see us....no one would be any the wiser.
At this point we were both totally helpless with laughter so I could either slide off the other side like an anaconda or try to stand.
I did the latter but soon realised I was too scared to jump and just wobbled about for a while as Miss Frou Frou was in need of oxygen watching her old mum out of control.
In my mind I looked like this....
But the reality was that I had to crawl on my hands and knees to reach the edge and then couldn`t get down again as it was so high.
We smoothed ourselves down and sorted out my bird`s nest hair and returned to the party to find that everyone had been watching us through the cuisine window!!
By the way I hadn`t even had a drink at that point!
Bon weekend mes belles!