mardi 18 juin 2013
What other mowers do you have in stock?
Oh.... much more powerful ones madam ( said with a smug moustachioed face)
Such as what? Where can I see them?
Oh much much more powerful than you would need madam
Well what type?
Oh much more than you would cope with madam.
RIGHT ....MONSIEUR MORON IN ESPACE VERTE....JUST BECAUSE I AM A WOMAN...I WILL DECIDE HOW BIG I WANT A LAWN MOWER NOT YOU!
STICK YOUR RANGE OF SECRET MOWERS UP YOUR DERRIERE....I SHALL GO ELSEWHERE....!
P.S. AND WHEN I HAVE PURCHASED ONE YOU ARE FIRST ON MY "TO BE MOWED DOWN" LIST