I`d wear them to the supermarche and sweep everything from the shelves as I walked past!
I`d have this pair for brocanting..........................
....a little easier to handle but still large enough to stop others peeking over my shoulder to see what I was looking at! I could flap them in the face of other early morning dealers!
I`d have this pair for being angry ( wouldn`t wear them very often I`m usually pretty happy go lucky!) or perhaps for eveing wear?
They`d be quite good for the opera in Paris.....they would have to give me a wonderful seat in the Royal box or I would block everyone elses view!
I`d have these small wings to wear under my coat so no-one would know I was wearing them but me! I could go to La Poste with my parcels with a smile on my face and no- one would know what I was grinning at!
....and I would have this pair just to show off in!
I think it was Coco Chanel that said "Get yourself fully dressed and then, before walking out the front door, pause by the mirror and remove one item "......so perhaps wearing a halo as well would be a bit too much?
I don`t know why or how I came across this wonderful website but I know what I want Pere Noel to bring me this year!!!
Which pair would you like?